There’s no shortage of hilarious rap lyrics out there. Three 6 Mafia deserves their own blog to point out all the retarded shit they’ve emitted into the atmosphere. They are still awesome though. They rap about getting high while bangin hot chicks. Three 6 Mafia is the definition of “fucking around.”
The focus of todays “hilarious rap lyrics” post is the definition of all business all the time. Cam’ron does NOT fuck around. He raps about selling crack, beating up women, and killing anyone who gets in his way; Cam’ron is as hood as it gets. He also SUCKS at rapping. He is hilariously bad at it. He sounds like that drunk kid at the frat party who thinks he can freestyle (come to burn house to see franky futon and G-man drop hot fire).
Cam’ron has made a living on rapping the same words together. “Hmmm this bubblegum tastes like bubble gum/man I do love me some bubblegum.” This is the best Cam’ron impression I can muster, but why not just show you what I mean:
“I said chill baby girl you a real dirty chick/ Fucked up real bad a real real thirsty chick/You just chop called you karate chick”.
First of all. WHAT? Cam’ron what are you trying to say? Rapping the word chick together three times in a row aside, you make NO sense. Let’s take a look at another Cam’ron verse and break down what he’s actually trying to say:
CLICK THE JUMP FOR SOME MORE CAM’RON HILARITY!!