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Simpsons Quote of the Day – VIDEO EDITION [quotes]

October 28, 2010

Watch Homer lay down the law:

Genius display of parenting if you ask me. How can you expect to maintain order in a household if your daughter is defying the laws of physics?

Till next time,

PVT

October 6, 2010

Ralph: “Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.

Chief Wiggum: “Just relax and it’ll come, son.”

Hit the jump for some yellow-skinned hilarity!!

September 27, 2010

“If you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.”

~ Homer

September 20, 2010

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”

~ Homer